Help Wanted: Pig Sooey


When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don’t end up at a press conference in a neck brace…switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.

Update: When you end up at a press conference in a neck brace, you get fired. Don’t get fired….
switch from cable to DirecTV

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  1. Actually, I feel sorry for Pitrino, his family and the UA folks. His bad judgment has jeopardized more than the football team, and his wife and four kids will never look at him the same. Lots of good folks are being harmed by his actions.
    Also, I switched from directv to cable about six years ago. :wink:

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