5/25/09: “This Changes Everything”


What all fits into a category named “everything?”

Well, everything, obviously.

Not something, most things, the majority of things, a lot of things, no, no, no.

Everything.

Under the banner of “This Changes Everything,” The History Channel is promoting a Global Event, complete with a countdown clock, which touts “the most important find in 44 million years!”

Oh, my!

You would think The History Channel has got to know that after headlining a program this way, it has to live up to the hype. The program simply must deliver the goods, or else the network’s credibility will be damaged, perhaps irreparably. This could turn out to the the History Channel’s very own version of Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone’s vault.

With this kind of hyperbole, anything less than the revelation of the existence of time traveling, shape shifting, crop circle designing, cattle mutilating aliens, complete with a world-wide governmental cover up, and somehow tied to the monetary crisis, 9/11, the internet bubble, the illuminati, and the free masons will be an anti-climax.

But that’s just me.

Here is the History Channel promo:

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12 Responses

  1. I was watching the season finale of Ax Men, and never saw that promo once.
    Must not be that big a thang.

  2. I have a pretty big hunch it’s probably about this.

  3. Hey Nuke,
    How very mysterious – do you suppose we’ll discover that the first lady is a female impersonator? Perhaps Obama intentionally had his ears increased to draw attention to himself?

    Or…likely…we will witness the first public fart from Al Gore with a methane meter counting down in real time?

    I’m sure it’s a bunch of hooey and will join the archives of unforgivable faux pas as did the Geraldo debacle.

    BTW, it took forever for me to see the 14 second vid. Must be lots of people checking it out.
    Annie

  4. Hey WC!
    very mysterious indeed.
    The best explanation (best as in bizzarro) i’ve heard so far is this video from the Collins blog,

  5. Here is the big secret. Mike C and rayra found it.

  6. what a let down. no ufo’s or nothing.

  7. So it’s a Ren and Stimpy moment?
    /a.k.a. lgf national anthem

  8. Sorry guys :sad: I was hoping for ufo’s too.

  9. I was hoping for the Ark of the Convenant. :wink:

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