Comments on: Nuke to the Future http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/ Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:33:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Safe Portable Nuclear Battery on the Horizon « PoliTech http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68510 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:09:43 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68510 [...] Nuke’s tells us some News about a Safe Portable Nuclear Battery that is the size of a hot tub. Nuke to the Future [...]

]]> By: otccore http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68332 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:54:18 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68332 … Aren’t we just all getting tired of these scams? Do you really want to believe this fantasy? You’d be lying to yourself… I’m sick of these stupid stories. It’s just like the 30 year powered laptop… Gawd.

Ed Sinke

]]> By: SwampWoman http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68262 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:31:44 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68262 Oooh, that would be good, but biting into a chunk of peppercorn could break a tooth.

]]> By: no2liberals http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68255 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:43:10 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68255 Maybe some chunks of dehydrated garlic, and peppercorns?

]]> By: SwampWoman http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68225 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:22:28 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68225 Heh. I was wondering that myself. Rock salt and maybe some lemon pepper? To get it evenly seasoned, that sucker would have to be shot several times at different angles.

]]> By: no2liberals http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68213 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:20:29 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68213 I wonder if that seasoning comes in any flavor other than rocks salt?

]]> By: no2liberals http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68212 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:19:43 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68212 Yeah, nuke. Now he can spare the banning stick, and use a less confrontational way of manipulating his herd. What will he do with those that go outside his realm and make him mad?
He’s been beeyotch slapped ten to the tenth at GoV, yet he continues with his “i’ve got a photo” and “look at this cross” still going for him.

]]> By: SwampWoman http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68196 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:36:07 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68196

Ask yourself how many times you have made the following statement after killing a bird with a shotgun: ”Gosh darn it, now I have to painstakingly remove the pellets from this bird, and THEN, in a completely separate step, I have to season the bird so I can eat it! There must be an easier way!”

If that sounds like you or somebody on your holiday gift list, then you need Season Shot. It’s a brilliant concept: shotgun pellets that are actually made from seasoning, so that you season the bird when you kill it! It’s a great timesaver for sportspersons, but it could also come in handy if you, for whatever reason, take your shotgun with you when you dine at fine restaurants:

WAITER: How is your pheasant, sir?

YOU: To be honest, its a little under-seasoned.

WAITER: Would you like me to take it back to the kitchen?

YOU: No need for that.

SHOTGUN: BLAM!

According to the product website, Season Shot is accurate ”up to 45 yards.” This is the ONLY season shot recommended by both Vice President Cheney and his elderly Texas lawyer friend.

That is too cool. I’m getting SwampMan some for Christmas so that when he gets the urge to kill roosters, they’ll be preseasoned.

]]> By: SwampWoman http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68191 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:23:54 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68191 Well, uh, the remote did not become available. SwampMan had that on the adjacent La-Z-Boy.

]]> By: nuke http://nukegingrich.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68185 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:10:52 +0000 http://nukegingrich.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/nuke-to-the-future/#comment-68185 interesting post AtS…
New stealth banning policy revealed
Link

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