Top 20 Mike Huckabee Facts


(CNN) — It could be the latest so-called Chuck Norris fact: “The American people don’t choose presidents, Chuck Norris does,” and Chuck is backing Republican Mike Huckabee for president. Here are the Top 20 facts you should know about Mike Huckabee.

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#20. When Mike Huckabee participated in the Iowa Straw Poll, they had to re-name it the Iowa Iron Pole.

#19. Stephen Hawking told Mike Huckabee the universe was 12 billion years old once. Once.

#18. Mike Huckabee lost 100 pounds of body fat by eating it.

#17. Top scientists believe global warming is a direct consequence of Mike Huckabee getting angry.

#16. Mike Huckabee won’t repeal the Estate Tax out of sympathy for the families of his victims.

#15. Mike Huckabee has completed six marathons, two of which aren’t until next year.

#14. Fred Thomspon, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani all got cancer because Mike Huckabee looked at them too hard.

#13. If Mike Huckabee is elected, he’ll bring all the troops home–he can handle this himself.

#12. Mike Huckabee would’ve stopped the attack of 9/11, but there was an asteroid hurtling toward Earth that day.

#11. Mike Huckabee doesn’t talk in sound bites; he speaks in decibel munches.

#10. Charles Darwin was actually born the same year as Mike Huckabee, but Huckabee punched him back to the 1800s.

#9. If Mike Huckabee had been President, the levees in New Orleans never would’ve broke, ’cause Katrina would’ve known better.

#8. Mike Huckabee’s philosophy on showing mercy is “abstinence-only.”

#7. Atheism can be cured by Mike Huckabee’s farts.

#6. Mike Huckabee is so powerful, even the ugly, unwanted, weight he discarded is running for president: Dennis Kucinich.

#5. The 1976 Tangshan earthquake killed over 250,000 people. Nine months later, the Huckabees welcomed their first son.

#4. Mike Huckabee spelled backwards is “Jesus Loves You.” It’s not? I dare you to tell that to Mike Huckabee.

#3. Mike Huckabee is only running for President because he’s reached his term limit as Grand Master of Space and Time

#2. Mike Huckabee opposes the right to die… painlessly.

#1. In Soviet Russia, President runs for Mike Huckabee!

Honorable Mention: If elected, Mike Huckabee will replace the Justice Department with his fists.

Borrowed Liberally from TheIndecider
h/t bamapachyderm





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Comment posted by Angel
at 10/22/2007 9:46:39 PM

Mike Huckabee lost 100 pounds of body fat by eating it…LOL )

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/23/2007 3:53:28 PM

Fred Thompson’s Immigration plan.

Comment posted by Nuke
at 10/23/2007 3:16:07 PM

Heh. I like it.

Comment posted by Boilermaker
at 10/23/2007 3:04:54 PM

Mike Huckabee is currently engaged in a lawsuit with NBC because “Law” and “Order” are the trademarked names for his left and right fists.

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