Nuke's

Lost in translation

6 Responses

1. 

   SwampWoman, on July 20, 2007 at 8:41 pm said:

   Well, if anybody had a paltry $590,000 they’re willing to give me, I wouldn’t be insulted…
2. 

   nuke, on July 21, 2007 at 2:15 am said:

   will you take a check?
3. 

   SwampWoman, on July 21, 2007 at 9:45 am said:

   I’ll take an American Express Traveler’s Check.

   /Do they still make those?
4. 

   SwampWoman, on July 21, 2007 at 10:57 am said:

   It is about time us “peasants” (in the eyes of the Fascist Ruling Elite) march on DC with our “pitchforks” of righteous anger and our “torches” of truth to demand the ouster of BushCo. I have a dream of the detention centers that George has built and filled being instead filled with Orange Clad neo-cons and neo-connettes.

   While red is my color, I’m not averse to a vivid orange. It is clearly superior to her sad-ass pink. I’m a little curious as to how, exactly, she intends to round up this neo-connette. Is it with the neo-con/ette police force, or the neo-con/ette military? Or perhaps she would send some ugly women armed with bare saggy chests and stupid slogans.

   I’ve never been to Pamplona, but I reckon if I sit on the front porch and wait for the preliminary chanting, sign waving, and breast baring of the pink gestapo prior to hauling me off to the detention center, I could release the dogs and watch the running of the cows.

   /Note to Self: Alert the neighbors so there will be no innocent trampling fatalities.

   /Additional Note to Self: Make sure to only release fat slow dogs so none of the dogs would actually catch one and drag it back to the yard. Hmmmmm. Maybe a shotgun with rock salt would be better.
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   no2liberals, on July 21, 2007 at 12:43 pm said:

   Note to Swampie, consult the Box O’Truth, before bothering with rock salt in a shotgun shell. Better off with #7.
   Me? If I see a horde of horny heifers in pink marching down the road in my direction, I’ll start dropping them at several hundred yards, and for those that persist in their attempt, have lots of fun party favors for close-in work.
   There ain’t a pitchfork available that can match my AR15.
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   SwampWoman, on July 21, 2007 at 3:24 pm said:

   I’ve never actually used anything like rock salt, just the itsy pellets for the .410 when I don’t particularly want something dead, just discouraged.

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