Nuke's

Who’s Next?

11 Responses

1. 

   SwampWoman, on June 25, 2007 at 3:31 pm said:

   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh! (Loudest shriek of horror you can possibly imagine). SwampMan says that if I don’t come up with a viable alternative in the next week, I have to take a job teaching business at the local high school.

   Ohmygawd. I may have to get busted with drugs or something to disqualify me from working with the young. Wait, I can rob the local bank. Everybody else has.

   Although SwampMan is polishing up the apple, determined to get me arrested for child abuse. “You can get a new 4WD truck. A bright shiny red one….”
2. 

   nuke, on June 25, 2007 at 3:33 pm said:

   A new truck?
   /Dang
3. 

   SwampWoman, on June 25, 2007 at 3:58 pm said:

   Oh, SNAP. He’s got the employment packet for me, and an interview set up.

   I feel ill.

   /He cannot force me to teach. He cannot force me to teach. I’ll go to the interview drunk….Ommmmmmmmm.
4. 

   SwampWoman, on June 25, 2007 at 4:07 pm said:

   But I don’t drink. I don’t have any medication I can overdose on so that I’ll be unconscious for the interview. Maybe I can slit just one wrist. During the interview. His.

   I need to go breathe into a paperbag now.
5. 

   nuke, on June 25, 2007 at 4:08 pm said:

   Bwahaha
6. 

   no2liberals, on June 25, 2007 at 6:35 pm said:

   Hey nuke!
   The video of blazing Moh is up.
7. 

   no2liberals, on June 25, 2007 at 6:49 pm said:

   So Swampie, which is it?
   Job with bennies, or cardboard box under the bridge?
   You can still mess with their heads, you just can’t shoot’em.
   /though they can shoot you
8. 

   SwampWoman, on June 25, 2007 at 8:12 pm said:

   Cardboard box under the bridge doesn’t sound nearly as bad when you put it that way.
9. 

   SwampWoman, on June 25, 2007 at 8:50 pm said:

   Well done, Danes! I’m embarrassed to admit that I forgot to check Gates of Vienna for an update today.
10. 

    no2liberals, on June 25, 2007 at 8:51 pm said:

    Have Ol’SMan walk into your class on the first day, and introduce him to your class, with his best scowl.
    I’m betting no discipline issues for Swampie’s class.
    /’cept Swampie
11. 

    no2liberals, on June 25, 2007 at 8:54 pm said:

    #9-Uhh…Swampie, top thread, please.

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