Who’s Next?


Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark!  From HotAir 

h/t Swampwoman

11 Responses

  1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh! (Loudest shriek of horror you can possibly imagine). SwampMan says that if I don’t come up with a viable alternative in the next week, I have to take a job teaching business at the local high school.

    Ohmygawd. I may have to get busted with drugs or something to disqualify me from working with the young. Wait, I can rob the local bank. Everybody else has.

    Although SwampMan is polishing up the apple, determined to get me arrested for child abuse. “You can get a new 4WD truck. A bright shiny red one….”

  2. A new truck?
    /Dang

  3. Oh, SNAP. He’s got the employment packet for me, and an interview set up.

    I feel ill.

    /He cannot force me to teach. He cannot force me to teach. I’ll go to the interview drunk….Ommmmmmmmm.

  4. But I don’t drink. I don’t have any medication I can overdose on so that I’ll be unconscious for the interview. Maybe I can slit just one wrist. During the interview. His.

    I need to go breathe into a paperbag now.

  5. Bwahaha

  6. So Swampie, which is it?
    Job with bennies, or cardboard box under the bridge?
    You can still mess with their heads, you just can’t shoot’em.
    /though they can shoot you

  7. Cardboard box under the bridge doesn’t sound nearly as bad when you put it that way.

  8. Well done, Danes! I’m embarrassed to admit that I forgot to check Gates of Vienna for an update today.

  9. Have Ol’SMan walk into your class on the first day, and introduce him to your class, with his best scowl.
    I’m betting no discipline issues for Swampie’s class.
    /’cept Swampie

  10. #9-Uhh…Swampie, top thread, please.

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