…You just might just be a patriotic terrorist


With a wink and a nod to Jeff Foxworthy’s “redneck” jokes, here are a few tell-tale signs to determine whether or not you are a “Patriotic Terrorist.” , (which I liberally “bidenized” from Greg Gutfeld’s Huffpo piece).

If you are intensely critical of the US, while tolerating homicidal enemies who condemn everything you previously claimed you are for – human rights, voting rights, gay rights, women’s rights, porn -…….

You just might be a patriotic terrorist.

If you talk about tolerance constantly – and hilariously tolerate genocide and suicide bombers because those actions undermine your more intimate opposition, the American right…..

You just might be a patriotic terrorist.

If you believe that believe the US desires to control the Middle East, empower evil Israel and expand it’s power base at the expense of innocent Arab lives. …..

You just might be a patriotic terrorist.

What is a patriotic terrorist?

It is an American who claims to love his or her country while enjoying the enemy’s success against said country. It is a person who gets deeply offended if you question their patriotism, while also appearing to share the same ideals of the more spirited folk who like to blow up innocent people.

Patriotic terrorists love America with so much intensity that it appears to the untrained eye that they hate it. But it’s actually the most powerful form of “tough love” known to man, woman and Rosie O’Donnell. Patriotic terrorists love America so much that they realize it needs an intervention – and real terror is the only way to enable that intervention. In fact, to keep a mammoth, arrogant superpower like America in check, terrorism is the only thing we’ve got. Noam Chomsky knew this from the start, making him a patriotic terrorist of the highest order.

This is why he gets the chicks.

 

 

6 Responses

  1. It is an American who claims to love his or her country while enjoying the enemy’s success against said country. It is a person who gets deeply offended if you question their patriotism, while also appearing to share the same ideals of the more spirited folk who like to blow up innocent people.

    Oh,you mean like John Kerry? He’s ever so much smarter and more sophisticated than us common people that were too foolish to marry for access to large bank accounts. Yes, you have to admire his unceasing devotion to the North Vietnamese while he was a naval officer.

  2. You beat me to it Swamps! His latest crap at the Davos thing is over the top, even for him.

  3. If you haven’t already heard about Kerry at Davos, Captain’s Quarters has it.
    http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/009022.php
    I don’t the link thing here yet.

  4. Well, maybe I do? :shock:

  5. I had just watched him on Fox before I commented, Robert D. An actor portraying that smug, self-righteous air of “I’m right and everybody else is wrong and stupid besides” would be criticized for egregiously bad acting.

  6. I saw that too. Gawd, I hate that man!

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