Nuke's

Sunday Nite Satch

38 Responses

1. 

   no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 9:24 pm said:

   The sign over the door said Nuke’s Place. So I sidled in, walked up to the bar, and said, “Give me a shot of the good stuff! Nuke eyes me curiously for a moment, and decides I’m deserving, and says, “Here you go cowboy, Satch Reserve.”
   I took it down with one gulp, and it embraced me from the inside out…Ahhh…The good stuff!
2. 

   nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 9:32 pm said:

   Life is good
3. 

   no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 9:37 pm said:

   Taaaasty!
4. 

   SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 9:44 pm said:

   SwampMan is in the office with me, and he’s working on some adware/spyware that he can’t remove that is driving him CRAZY while he’s trying to enter some data on one of his programs. I think, from the volume and inventiveness of the swear words (nice one, dear, but you’re scaring the dogs on the BACK PORCH) that I’ll just not turn the volume up right this minute.
5. 

   nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 9:48 pm said:

   Probably a good idea.
   However, he might just enjoy a little break.
6. 

   no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 9:50 pm said:

   Henh!
   First give him the ewido link, for a free download.
   http://www.ewido.net/en/

   Then put this video on, and turn it up.
   

   All problems will be solved…you can thank me now.
7. 

   nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:03 pm said:

   That was ..uh, interesting?
   :LOL:
   if’n ya’all wanna see a funny thread, then mosey over to this website and see this leftard rant against guns,
   He sets up about ten straw man arguments, and then spends the rest of the time lamenting the loss of rights under Bush.
   I guess the loss of the 2nd amendment isn’t that important to this jerk.
   junaman.wordpress.com/2006/10/12/guns-dont-kill-people-americans-kill-people/
   (you need to add the http:// yourself. I ain’t about to link the bastid)
8. 

   SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:07 pm said:

   I gave him the ewido link this morning; I completely cleaned out all the little sumbitch spyware on my computer this morning, ran a second check with another company, and defragged. But noooooooo, he didn’t want to use it. He wanted Norton. Perhaps tomorrow he’ll be more amenable (or he does not want to have to admit that my way was better).

   He really is in a grumpy mood, poor baby. Just about 1 loud tune away from being actively homicidal.
9. 

   nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:13 pm said:

   This one is real mellow, he’ll like it.
   Satch live in SF, “Until We Say Goodbye”
   
10. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:14 pm said:

    And band son was in in high school/after high school used to play Primus. I learned to really, really hate Primus then.
11. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:14 pm said:

    Nuke…nuke that leftard!
    It hurts my head to even contemplate reading his nonsense.

    Swampie, tell him I use ewido, I bet nuke does, bonz does…everybody is doing it, not just his beloved wife.
    Really? Even Primus’ link, or better yet, their version of The Devil Went Down To Georgia?
    Say it ain’t so!
    
12. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:20 pm said:

    Thanks, both of you. I don’t think y’all quite understand the concept of “actively homicidal”. His computer is thisclose to dying in a shower of sparks, too.
13. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:21 pm said:

    Nuke, I can understand your position on Primus…I don’t agree, but understand.
    This is soothing.
    
14. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:22 pm said:

    I can understand the concept, I just don’t believe it…especially when he won’t try the fix we recommended.
15. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:24 pm said:

    Doesn’t everybody use ewido?
16. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:24 pm said:

    Here, try this.
    
17. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:28 pm said:

    Nuke, apparently one obstinent individual, with a bug infested ‘puter doesn’t.
18. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:33 pm said:

    Weather report….smooth sax…nice.
    the bass player looked a lot like my old roomate, shoulder lenght hair, skinny as a rail, heck, we were all skinny back then.
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    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:35 pm said:

    Well, Nuke, what are you going to do about somebody that wets his pants at the very thought of guns? I guarantee he’d also be dead if somebody whapped him behind the ear with a 28 oz. framing hammer (I prefer Estwing) but I never hear any whining about that, or slipped a fileting knife between his ribs and waggled it around some. Hell, a former neighbor killed somebody with one punch in a barroom brawl.
20. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:37 pm said:

    Jaco Pastorius on bass
    Joseph Zawinul keyboards
    Wayne Shorter on sax
    They were awesome. Of course, the first time I saw them was at the AWHQ’s, and took a buddie of mine(God Rest Him), who was a C&W type. He was actually an all-district bull rider for his high school. He was blown away, and it wasn’t music he would have ever considered listening to. Then I got him turned onto Jethro Tull…henh!
21. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:38 pm said:

    Oh Swampie, it’s just another keyboard warrior with diarrhea of the keyboard. That idiot probably avoids human contact, he’s so fearful.
22. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:42 pm said:

    Oh man…Monty Python’s Meaning of Life is on Sundance, and it’s time for the finale…henh.
23. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:46 pm said:

    Tull! First real concert I went to was Tull in 1972,or 73. MS Colleseum. Front band was a group called Gentle Giant. I think I saw them on the Dillo list of performing artists.

    First set was “Thick as a brick”, 2nd set was “Aqualung”
    very impressive, and memorable.
24. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:47 pm said:

    Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
    That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
    A sun that is the source of all our power.
    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
    Of the galaxy we call the ‘Milky Way’.
    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
    It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side.
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
    But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide.
    We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
    We go ’round every two hundred million years,
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe.
    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
    Twelve million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
    So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
    ‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
25. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:49 pm said:

    Now, SwampMan looooves Jethro Tull. Thanks for the Frank! I couldn’t resist turning the volume to audible, so SwampMan stomped off to bed.
26. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:50 pm said:

    One act I truly regret never having seen, was Tull. The Aqualung tour was ongoing when I was overseas, and was dejected to hear my friends go on and on about how good it was. I have missed Tull at every opportunity, including just recently, found out two days later that they had played here in Dallas.
27. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:50 pm said:

    Henh…we’re here for ya’Swampie.
28. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:54 pm said:

    Sitting on a park bench…
    
29. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:55 pm said:

    eyeing little girls with bad intent
30. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 10:56 pm said:

    snot running down his nose
31. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:58 pm said:

    greasy finger smearing shabby clothes hey aqualung.
32. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:59 pm said:

    Eeeeeeew. Must be a man thing.
33. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 10:59 pm said:

    nah, it was the flute solos
34. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 10:59 pm said:

    Oh, wait, was I supposed to be singing here?
35. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 11:01 pm said:

    O Lord, please don’t burn us.
    Don’t grill or toast Your flock.
    Don’t put us on the barbecue
    Or simmer us in stock.
    Don’t braise or bake or boil us
    Or stir-fry us in a wok.
    Oh, please don’t lightly poach us
    Or baste us with hot fat.
    Don’t fricassee or roast us
    Or boil us in a vat,
    And please don’t stick Thy servants, Lord,
    In a Rotissomat.
36. 

    SwampWoman, on October 15, 2006 at 11:02 pm said:

    G’night, y’all.
37. 

    nuke, on October 15, 2006 at 11:02 pm said:

    nite swampie!
38. 

    no2liberals, on October 15, 2006 at 11:08 pm said:

    I’m outta here too…with one of my old fav’s before they went all BDS moonbatty.
    

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